Tactica 002

When your commanders tell you that you're mad, it's usually fine. When your foot soldiers start, you should be worried.

Europeans

Heaven is where:
The policemen are British,
The chefs are French,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
and the administrators Swiss.

Hell is where:
The policemen are German,
The chefs are British,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers Swiss,
and where the place is run by the Italians.

From a little hotel in Switzerland.

Tactica 001

Military strategy: The art of gaining unfair advantages for your troops over the enemy's.